Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
third nipple confirmed
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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