Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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