I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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