I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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