why didn't you poke me back
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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