I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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