im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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