If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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