normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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