he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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