:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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