The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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