Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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