awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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