it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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