You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
