try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
