chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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