I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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