Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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