My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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