so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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