dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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