i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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