so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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