...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
ugly people sure do ruin things
Farmville is her only friend.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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