I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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