Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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