you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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