Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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