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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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