lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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