The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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