i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I have post one night stand depression
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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