I must be too annoying 4 u.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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