too bad you live with your parents still
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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