Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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