he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I won't apologize to a one balled man
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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