Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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