I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
