please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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