im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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