yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
This house was built for laser tag.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
