Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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