Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
