Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
