I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
