69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You ruined the universe
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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