do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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