FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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