I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
