Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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