Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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